[Th…this is…]


I take the mysterious sphere in my hand . The result of the appraisal, before its true form, I lost my words .


[Magic: 3]


[ATK: 3850]


[Defense: 2743]


[Agility: 4211]


[Magic Attack: 1]


[Magic defense: 1456]


[Luck: 0]


[Charm: 10]


The result of the appraisal of each ball is this .


In other words, the meaning of these balls is…


“……That clever monkey’s status ah?


Absolute disassembly . It leaves even the status . Outrageous . Hell the magic is low! The magic attack is the same as me .


Luck is 0…… to die because of my armpit odor . All in all, it can’t be a mistake .


It’s painful that the charm is above mine . I am below the monkey in charm… A…are? Fluids flow from my eyes…… I won’t ever say it’s sweat!!!


“Uwaaa… what should I do with this?”


Most likely, I can make the status my own . How should I say it… it appears more useable than the time I got the skills . Such a thing happens when I have the sphere before my eyes . Somehow the violent light that I am getting used to appears and again it enters my body . Then, like the time I acquired the skills, a voice flowing in my head resounds .


“Additional status has been confirmed . For status of more than 1000, 1/10 of that number will be added . ”


In other words, that ridiculous attack power, though not all of it, will become mine .


Attack power 380, defense 274, something like that?


“……Maaa suddenly getting in my hands an absurd power……”


And precisely because I thought so, on the contrary I was relieved that not all of it got into my hands .


Suddenly getting the clever monkey’s speed and strength will be hard for me to use .


“……After collecting all the drop items, I will confirm the status . ”


And so, the last remaining is a single treasure chest .


It’s not very big . It’s small enough to fit in both of my palms .


“… . . As there is no keyhole, it will open directly… . What is in it?”


Because a treasure chest is something that stimulates your curiosity!


“……Yosh!”


I make up my mind and open the treasure chest .


Inside the opened box is a chain and a bag that contains something .


“Wh…what? This chain…”


I pick up the chain with my hands and look at it .


This size, as an accessory, is only long enough to be attached to the belt loop of the pants .


“Well…… I am not into accessories . ”


Maa, I analyze it immediately because I couldn’t understand it even if I continued thinking .


[Kensaru Chain]: To be attached to the belt loop . ‘Rare class equipment’ .


When equipped, the rate of collecting rare items in a field goes up .


“OHHH”


This is amazing . This rare item I got in my hands is because of absolute disassembly!?


Even so, the effect is wonderful! Even if I am able to surely recover the rare drop items from the other party that was defeated using absolute disassembly, the probability of recovering a rare item in a field is low!


“Even so…… this rare class… I wonder if this rare part expresses the rare percentage of appearances . [ED note: rare percentage as in low percentage]


Somehow after using the skill [Appraisal], the description shown is rare drop . In the end, the knowledge that I received from God about this world is still unimproved .


“Normally the rare drops go to the high luck guys . It doesn’t have anything to do with me, no?”


Then why me with my luck of 0? Is it from my upbringing until now? Or is it from the looks?


Maa I will certainly die because everything I analyze always has bad statuses . My luck is 0 . It isn’t a mistake…… right?


“Maa, it doesn’t matter so what’s inside this bag?”


After I immediately equip the chain that was in my hands, this time I take out the bag that came along with the chain in the treasure box . It’s a size that I can hold in the palm of my hand, but somehow I can feel heaviness from it .


“What is inside?”


I check the contents—-


“Coin?”


Inside the bag, there is a type of coin I’ve never seen before .


“What?…Three silver coins, five gold coins… and a color thinner than silver…… color of platinum? One coin……”


This is…… the currency of this world? (TL note:the original says this world’s gold but that feels a little weird so I changed it to currency)


Uhnn… I don’t know their worth . Furthermore, in the place I am right now, there is no meaning to money…


Maa the worth of money should be written in the other world knowledge that I got from God . So I believe .


“Let’s see…… I recovered all the drop items and appraised them . ”


I didn’t level up?


Certainly the way used to defeat it was horrible, but the opponent was level 120, you know!! I think my level has to go up .


“It’s weird…… I’m sure my level was going to go up . ”


I tilt my neck while muttering so .


‘Confirmed a large amount of experience gain . From this point the evolution will happen . ’


“Yes?”


When I tilt my neck due to the words that have suddenly flowed through the head —-


“‘m N!? Oh, my head!!” [TL note: It’s supposed to be a sound of surprise . ]


Suddenly a tremendous pain runs in my head .


“Ite~e~e~e~e~e~eeeeeee! What was that!? Suddenly what!? Seriously it hurts!?”


I have such severe pain in my head that it seems it’s splitting open! Without realizing it, I fall to the ground holding my head .


“Aaaaaaagrggaggga!!!!”


Hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Seriously it hurts!!!!


Due to too much pain, I am unable to think calmly . Then suddenly I hear a weird sound .


Bakibakibaki! (TL note: Don’t ask me what the hell is this . )


“What’s that sound!? What itetetetete!”


I have a bad feeling . Because I certainly heard that sound coming from my head! When I was suffering from this atrocious pain, suddenly that pain just vanished .


“Itetetete!…A…are?”


I tilt my neck from the sudden pain .


“Just what ha—-”


My words stopped there . This time my face is assaulted with the atrocious pain .


“Guoooooooooghrt!!!!”


Seriously what the hell! It’s terribly painful!


I hold my face with both hands and again roll on the ground .


Gukibakigukya .


“There it is!! That bad sound is coming from my face!?”


What is happening!? Either way it hurts so much!!!!!


“Ugaaaaaaaaaa!—- N…n?”


Yet again the pain abruptly vanishes .


“Really what is—”


This time, severe pain runs through my body .


“Mooo iyaaaaaaaaahh”


Gukigukibakigukyabekya!


“My bo…bones argh! My muscles aaaaargh . ”


Someone! Someone help me! HELP! HEEEEEELP! (TL note: the last two helps are said in English)


It hurts! What the hell is happening to my body!? It’s terribly painful! This situation, it’s not normal!


“Moiyada…” [ED note: It means enough or no more . ]


I hold my body . I murmur involuntarily while rolling on the ground .


I think that normally you faint if the pain is beyond a certain tolerance range, but there is no sign of me fainting at all .


Do I have to endlessly taste this severe pain? I don’t wanna!


Tears overflow regardless of my intention .


“Agaa ah ah Aagh!”


As I look around rolling on the ground, once again the severe pain I had until a little while ago disappears and it seems like a lie .


“Ze~e …… Ze~e ……”


Just what the hell is happening…!


I think that a thought of “Something suddenly evolved” flows through my head . Why do I have to be attacked by this severe pain?


“Moo with this, it’s already over?”


I murmur so with an erratic breath while somehow raising my body but——-


“Oooooooohgh!!!!”


This time, it’s the lower part of my body that is in terrifying pain!


“Aaaaaagh! Lower part, no! No good!”


Gukigukibekibokibakigushamekya!


“An amazing sound without precedent is ringing through!!”


When I thought the pain in my head stopped, next was my face . When I thought the pain in my face stopped, next it was my body . When I thought the pain in my body, next was my lower body!!


“Someone help me . ”


Can nothing be done about this pain? I did well not becoming disabled! In a way, it’s amazing!


“……Wait, this is not the time to be praising myseeeeeeeelf!!”


Bone!! It broke! Absolutely! What’s more, a part that can’t be trained no matter what is screaming! Give me a break!


If this keeps going like this, I…… will stop being a man!… . It can be that I can’t use it again . But that’s not the problem!! The pain felt can’t be compared to another part!


“Why is this happening……!”


I clench my teeth desperately in an attempt to endure the pain .


“……Aaaaaaagh!”


I can’t hold it at all . It hurts so bad! Moo I hate this!


I am seriously desperately praying when the voice in my head sounds .


‘Evolution has been completed . 1000 points will be added to all stats . ’


“I…it’s over?”


Somehow incredible words just popped out, but more than that, in my head is only the thought of being released from the severe pain .


“Ha~a…… ha~a…… ha~a……”


Yo…yosh I calm down……


I take a deep breath several times in order to adjust my breathing . And I open the status in order to confirm “evolution” and the meaning of the word that I heard before the severe pain started .


«Hiiragi Seiichi»


Race: New Humanity


Gender: Male


Occupation: Homeless


Age: 17


Level: 1


Magic: 1020


ATK: 1386


Defense: 1275


Agility: 1422


Magic attack: 1001


Magic defense: 1147


Luck: 1000


Charm:


«Equipment»


Ultimate weapon: the school uniform . Ultimate weapon: the student pants . Underwear of sure death . Shirt of sure death .


«Skill»


[Intermediate level Appraisal], [Absolute Disassembly], [Paralysis resistance], [Wind resistance], [Sleep resistance], [Confusion resistance], [Charm resistance], [Petrification resistance], [Hindrance resistance], [Poison Resistance], [Cutting leg], [Moment], [Super Compounding], [Tool Production: Super First-class]


«State»


Evolution × 9 . Fatigue


«Possession gold»


10530000G


“It’s weird!”


I did a tsukkomi at my own stats without realizing .


“My initial status was 1 so why suddenly this inflation!?”


Evolution panel? The effect is too terrific! I knew the second part of the words was not a lie? I didn’t hear it . Furthermore «State», the part of evolution is at MAX x9…… And it is to say, I still have to experience nine times that severe pain!?


Iyaa…… certainly the stats that appeared are amazing but…… I don’t have the confidence to withstand 9 more times .


“Why wasn’t the bonus added to the charm part? Isn’t it weird!?”


1000 is added to all status, no!? Where did the 1000 charm go!? I seriously have 0 charm?


And the race, I don’t understand it, seems to be new human .


Then again the thing I am most curious about is why after defeating the clever monkey I am still at level 1!


Did you mean, for that “evolution” thing, it consumed all the obtained experience value!?


“U wa~a……somehow there are a lot of things to be depressed about wa~a……’


It happens when I drop my line of sight to the ground .


“Nn?”


I feel a strange sense of discomfort .


Strange . Somewhere is wrong .


“…What?” Below(・・)it’s the ground like normal .


“!”


I touch my belly in a hurry .


“……I…I lost weight…!!”


Yes, my feeling of discomfort was because before, I saw my belly when I looked at the ground, but now I see the ground beautifully . Before, my belly disrupted my vision of the ground .


“Seriously I lost weight!! And the stretched skin that appears after losing so much weight is not there! Even that situation is avoided!”


Th…this is amazing……! That pig-like me slimmed! Diet effect is amazing!!… . I wonder if there are more surprises . But, the fact that I lost weight is very important now for me .


“Somehow, I also seem to be building up muscles……”


I think so while touching my own belly . It’s abnormally tight .


“Maa, it’s probably my imagination . Furthermore, getting slim doesn’t change me being disgusting . ”


I conclude . My pants feel weird .


“Are……My pants are falling……”


Why?… There is no reason to think about it . I slimmed down .


“I am really happy that I slimmed down, but the clothes I am wearing…”


The upper part of the clothes I am wearing feels absolutely saggy .


It can’t be helped . I put the belt in the tightest hole and somehow it’s holding up .


“The upper part…… I have no choice but to give up!”


I do so and realize another abnormality .


“N?…Somehow I got the feeling that my viewpoint is taller…”


Did I get taller? In this short period of time?


“…It can’t be . Suddenly losing weight is a thing . but suddenly getting taller is impossible . The bones are different than fat . ”


Maa, I also don’t think I have gotten thin suddenly…… . isn’t it?


“Only, that sound that is not supposed to be heard that came from all over my body… it can be possible . ”


Un… . It’s fine . There doesn’t seem to be trouble for the moment .


I don’t understand the reason . If you experience that horrible pain that makes you slim down, it could sell…… Iyaa impossible . To make you want to endure that pain… . Just how much do you want to lose weight? Take care of yourself .


“Saa… . What will I do next…”


I sit down on the ground, thinking .


“In the battle against the clever monkey, I used two first class recovery medicines…”


I understand the method of making them from the knowledge of the clever monkey and the location of the herbs as well .


Moreover, to make the first class recovery medicines, I need water and right now I am quite thirsty and want it .


“… . Yosh! First let’s think on how to survive in this forest . For that objective, I have to make full use of the knowledge I got from the clever monkey . ”


So I decide, let’s work .


“I will do it!!!


What I should do?… . Saa?


[ED note: This guy became a cow with all his “Moo” (I know it’s not like a cow mooing) . ]

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