2 . 進化の実


The Seed of Evolution


After being transported, all I've done is wander aimlessly through this forest . I've spent the better part of an hour doing so . I had no choice but to empty my bladder in the middle of a thicket, and even after that I still did nothing but wander aimlessly .


And now my feet were at their limit . I wasn't even wearing proper shoes, you know? I left my outdoor shoes in my locker . . . ! I only had my flimsy indoor shoes on me .


Besides, it's harsh for a fatty to walk in a forest for an hour . Can't I do anything about this? No, probably not .


" . . . and man, I'm starved . . . "


I was insanely famished . How much longer do I gotta walk in circles? The hunger was gnawing at me .


"I-is there anything that looks edible . . . "


After I said that I looked all around the vicinity, and I didn't even see one insect, let alone any animals . There weren't even any nuts, berries, or mushrooms .


"Oh no, am I gonna die of starvation? . . . This can't be!"


It was hard to keep my stress under control all by myself .


"Motherfuckin' . . . foooooooooooood!"


I kinda felt like yelling, so I did . Even so, it didn't calm me down .


"Foood! Gimme some foooooooooooood!"


I scream my lungs out . It was even kinda fun . But it's probably too late .


As I was doing stupid things, there was a sudden rustling in the thicket .


"Is it food?!"


I thought aloud and hurried to the thicket .


"Graaaaaawr . . . "


" . . . OH SHIT . . . "


There was a huge-ass wolf right in front of me .


"Aroooooooo . . . "


"I'm sorry!! Forgive me!!"


I have no idea why, but I was prostrating myself in front of this wolf .


What else was I supposed to do?! There's a 5m(15ft)-long gray wolf right here! Scaring the shit out of me with its hungry eyes! It gets even scarier when I see the fangs peeking out behind its lips!


I'm fuckin’ scared! That's why I'm prostrating myself . It kinda seems like it might forgive me . . . ?


"Graaaawr!"


"Figures . . . ?!"


In the end my prostration was useless, and the wolf was ready to pounce me .


Since I was already prostrated on the ground I rolled as hard as I could, and somehow dodged the attack .


"Eeek! Jesus Fuckin’ Christ!!"


Shit, I just got to this world . Good thing I already peed . . . ! Otherwise I would have pissed myself!


"Graaaaaw . . . "


The wolf seemed surprised that I was able to dodge, and cautiously kept its distance .


But it appeared that rather than looking at me as ‘prey’, it was thinking more along the lines of ‘what is this thing?’, like a curious baby who had to mouth everything .


I mean, it looks like the wolf's eyes are full of curiosity, though I have no idea why .


Yeesh, I was the one looking for food, now I'm suddenly gonna be the food . . . someone help me!


As if my wish was granted, I could hear a rustling from the thicket on the other side .


"Is it my savior?!"


My tension was maxxed as I turned to look behind me .


"Graaaaawr . . . . "


" . . . OH SHIT . . . "


That was the second "OH SHIT" of the day .


This sucks so bad! Already a second encounter?! I gotta get out of here! I am so dead!


"Hey! If you're gonna eat then do it already! . . . Please be gentle?"


I laid face up, arms out, and legs spread eagle .


But---


"Graaoo graw!"


"Graaaawr . . . Awoon!"


For some reason the other wolf was picking a fight .


"Awoowoowoo!"


"Gruaawr!"


I try my hand at translating .


"<Gimme that fooood!>"


"<Nevaaaaaaar!">


Or something like that, probably .


… . . .


" . . . Better run . "


While the wolves were preoccupied with each other, I took the chance to quietly escape .


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"T-this sucks . . . "


Grumblerumble


My stomach has been yelling at me for a while now .


I somehow managed to avoid the Dead-End where I'm eaten by wolves . I've spent the last 3 days sleeping in a tree I somehow managed to climb, and hid desperately from wolves and the like .


I can't even drink water in this situation .


I barely have the energy to move anymore, much less climb a tree .


Again today there was no sign of creatures to eat, and I aimlessly searched for nuts, berries, and mushrooms .


" . . . Am I really . . . gonna die?"


I'm known as the guy who always stays positive, but right now I'm feeling nothing but depressed .


I'm a fatty, enduring 5 days without food is tough .


Worst case scenario, I could eat the weeds growing around here and munch on the overgrown leaves . Even dirt would be better than nothing . I just want something in my mouth .


" . . . Ah, this bites . . . "


Right as I said that my energy fully depleted, and I face-planted on the ground .


" . . . . . "


My face hurt like a bitch, but I didn’t have time to care about it .


"Man, if I don't get some food quick I'll . . . "


I hurriedly moved just my head and bit a chunk of the ground .


"Geh?!"


S-so hard . . .


I couldn't sink my teeth in at all, the ground was so hard .


"It's all . . . over . . . "


I mumbled . It was finally time for me to close my eyes .


“ . . . mm?”


I could hear some creatures making a racket .


The noise seemed headed in my direction .


"----Eee!"


"--Eee eee eee!"


"Graaawr!"


I casually glanced in the direction of the sounds .


What I saw was a troop of monkeys running like mad while carrying an armload of fruits and nuts each . They were being chased by wolves, likely the same ones I evaded five days ago .


“Eee! Ee oo ee!”


“Gya gya gya!”


“Graaoooooooo!”


I heard something fall .


The monkeys paid me no heed as they passed by overhead .


And it sounded like they dropped something .


“Hahahahaha!”


The wolf was distracted by the monkeys and ran right past me .


“W-what is it?”


Even though I wondered, I didn't have enough brain power to process it, I was that exhausted .


"At least . . . if eating it is gonna kill me, that'd be better than starvation, right?"


I unconsciously ask myself .


But since I’m alone there was no answer .


“Haha… . ”


Somehow a natural smile floated to my face


Looking back on it, I didn’t have a very good life .


I was already being bullied in kindergarten . Then Elementary school, Middle school, and even into High school it continued .


I was bullied in a lot of ways . I was beaten, my possessions hidden, subjected to vandalism, got water dumped on me . . . and even more vicious acts .


Despite all that, I managed to remain positive, probably because there were still people out there that treated me like a human being .


It may not have been a very good life . But, the people who treated my kindly, conversed with me, played with me, touched me even… The greatest treasure in my lousy life was that "Friendship" that always remained a part of me .


Hino from the class next door was like that . Along with Shouta and Kenji . Even though our classes and grade levels were different, Kannazuki-sempai and Miwa too . . . There were plenty of other people in the same school that treated me normally too .


None of them treated me as something less than human . It's a possibility they just did that to make themselves look better . But . . . I was still happy they treated me like a normal person .


And I got along well with my family . Though after Mom and Dad passed away, relations with my relatives became worse over the inheritance . . .


So I chose to live alone and to protect my inheritance . Uncle Ichio ended up becoming my legal guardian though .


In the end I used my parent's inheritance to do whatever I wanted, and became fat and ugly . . . it's entirely my own fault .


It wasn't my life that was all that lousy, it was myself .


"Hahaha . . . I'm really running on empty . . . "


So this is what dying feels like . . . I don't like it . At all .


If I died, I wonder if anyone will cry . . . or be sad?


I think the world of my friends, but I don't want it to be a one way street .


"But . . . I guess . . . if I'm dead . . . it won't . . . matter . . . "


As I was slowly losing consciousness, I looked toward what had dropped .


" . . . Haha . . . a tree nut, fell . . . "


With my vision getting hazy, I saw the nut that had fallen by the wayside .


…………………………


…………………


………… .


…… . . eh, tree nut?


“?!”


I was suddenly fully conscious .


“I-it’s really a nut . ”


Yes, what landed before my eyes is an honest to God, nut .


I have no idea what kind of nut it is .


But it was light brown and shaped like a rugby ball, it couldn’t be anything but a nut .


A tree nut . A real tree nut .


It's just what I've been waiting for .


F-O-O-D!


“Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!”


I had been on the edge of Hell itself, now I was crawling across the ground for all I was worth .


I had no idea where this last burst of energy came from .


But even so, I clawed the ground while crawling forward .


My goal, the nut right in front of me .


Was it my survival instinct kicking in? I could see nothing but the foodstuff as I crawled on without shame or care .


“ooooOOOOOO!!”


And then---my hand finally touched the nut .


“!”


I grasp the nut tightly . I seize it .


This is my food now . I won't give it to anyone else . . . . Even if it was originally the weird monkey's food .


I gripped it with unusual strength .


I then hold it up in front of my face .


My nails were bleeding from gripping the ground so hard . It actually hurt pretty bad .


But other than that, I was too captivated by the food .


Just to be absolutely certain, I use the "Analyze" skill on the tree nut .


[Seed of Evolution]


The Analysis could only reveal the name .


There is some information about an effect, but like the time I Analyzed Aoyama, it was all garbled and unreadable .


But at least it didn't seem poisonous . Then there's only one course of action left for me to take .


" . . . Time to eat!"


With every bit of my strength, I munch on that so-called Seed of Evolution whatsit .


It looked like a light brown rugby ball, and I thought it would be hard and taste like an almond .


However----


"It . . . tastes like shit . . . "


It was a terribly awful taste .


Unnaturally so .


Man, why was that monkey even making this part of its diet? Is there something wrong with its tastebuds?


But it's still precious food . I won't complain . I eat the whole thing .


Normally, I would have stopped eating it, but right now I devour it without a second thought .


As I was eating, I noticed something .


" . . . My nails . . . healed?"


Yes, at some point, my nails that were bent and broken had completely healed .


And even though I only ate just one Seed of Evolution, my stomach was feeling full .


And then I finally finished eating the rest .


"Aaahh . . . that tasted terrible!"


I rubbed my belly as I said so .


〖The Seed of Evolution's effect has been activated〗


I heard a voice in my head say .


Wha? Effect? What kind of . . .


I thought something would happen, so I stayed still .


……………… .


………… .


…… .


"Nothing's happening?!"


Nothing happened at all .


Stop messing with me! I decide to check my stats just in case, but it's still just a beautiful line up of freaking 1s! You got something else to say?!


Well, I guess that means I don't have to worry over every single thing I eat . Right now I'm full and alive and should just appreciate those two things .


"Oookay . . . What'll I do now?"


If I just wander aimlessly again, it'll just be a repeat of before .


"At least I know creatures do live here . For now I should try to find where they live . "


Those wolves are scary, but it could be okay to approach the strange monkeys .


Plus, I fear I'll probably die if I don't get a move on, which is the last thing I want .


I don't want to regret anything . I want to survive with my heart intact .


The first step is to get closer to the monkeys, find out their feeding grounds and secure a food source .


"Now that I know what to do . . . Mission start!"


I'm filled with determination to reach my goal of surviving this harsh place and getting food .


. . . But before that, I have some business to take care of . Since I’m about to shit myself!


TL Note: Where’s the F*ing Gorilla??? -Solistia

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